Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever
asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties
shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade
my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.